Twas the Night Before the Big Launch...

Twas the night before my big launch, when all through the office,

Not an inbox was stirring, and I couldn’t click my mouse;

The videos had been uploaded by my assistant with care,

In hopes that my new program soon would be there;

The affiliates were nestled all set with their bonus,

While visions of potential payout danced in their prowess,

And my friend in her lululemon and I in my turban,

Had just settled our minds for a mediation to release burden -


When out on the inter web there arose such a clatter,

I sprang to my feet to see what was the matter.

Away to the desktop I flew like a flash,

Tore open my hard drive, and emptied my cache,

The moon on the breast of a lunar eclipse,

While the lustre of Mercury Retrograde made my email series go amiss;


When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,

But a miniature Jetta, and eight tiny chakra lights, 

With a fierce wise driver, so lively and swell,

I knew in a moment it must be Danielle.


As I drew in my head, and was turning around,

Downing her green juice, Danielle came with a bound,

She was dress’d all in white, from her head to her foot,

And her clothes were all glowing and I felt a readiness for her input.

A bundle of crystals was flung on her back,

And she look’d like a mystic just opening her pack:

Her eyes - how they twinkled! Her left dimple, how merry, 

Her cheeks were like roses, her nose like a fairy;

Her beaming mouth was drawn up like a bow,

And the gleam of her selenite wand was as white as the snow;


With a bundle of sage she moved through my office and underneath,

And the smoke it encircled her head like a wreath.

She had a broad face, and a little buddha belly,

That shook when she laughed, like a bowl of chia seed jelly:

She was a tall and vivacious, a new age mystical elf,

And I felt enlightened when I saw her in spite of myself;


A wink of her eye and a twist of her head,

Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.

She spoke a few words, but went straight to her work,

Taking my birth chart and holding back a smirk,

And laying down my business plans, she started plotting,

And giving a nod, she suggested new days to start allotting,

I knew in that moment, that all was assured,

That I’d have a successful launch and a new plan emerged.


She sprung to her Jetta, to her spirit squad chanted an om,

And away they all flew, like an eager gypsy going back home,


But I heard her explaim, ere she drove out of sight-

Successful launches to all entrepreneurs, and to all a prosperous night!

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What the people are saying...

"Danielle helped me create a customized plan for my business + life so that I know when it makes sense to be reaching for big goals and when I should scale back and focus on riding the energetic wave of what I've already built. The confidence and clarity that I gained for our session was PRICELESS. So far, her advice has been SPOT on. I've already made my money back from our session and then some." - Andrea Crowder

"Being an uber sensitive empath infuses a depth of feeling and emotion into every area of my life, especially my business. Therefore I don't always feel aligned with typical entrepreneurial business strategy. Having an astrological business strategy felt better to me and Danielle made that a reality! She beautifully crafted dates, events, and launches with my chart. I now have a strategy with soul, which feels right to me. I also very much appreciated her beautiful opening meditation for our session. Danielle is tapped in and you can't help but feel so supported in session with her. I would highly recommend her services to anyone on the path of self-discovery!" - Lindsey Rae
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